Comedy Central - TV Guide - August 12, 2012

Time Show Title Show Description
02:16 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
02:39 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
03:02 Comedy Inc. Sketch Comedy series, predominantly featuring send-ups and impersonations, but with the occasional original sketch.
03:26 Comedy Inc. Sketch Comedy series, predominantly featuring send-ups and impersonations, but with the occasional original sketch.
03:50 Fast Forward A collection of hilarity from one of the funniest, most entertaining shows ever to appear on Australian TV.
04:12 Get Smart Bumbling Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 for CONTROL, with a great deal of help from his competent partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS.
04:34 Get Smart KAOS is secretly smuggling secrets out of the country. 99 discovers they are using a department Store as a front and Polly Dollys to smuggle out the secrets.
04:59 On the Buses After a carelessly discarded cigarette end causes a fire at the depot, it is decided that all the staff must undergo fire fighting training.
05:29 Chasers War on Everything The Chaser test the limits of newsagency tolerance, and examine the news according to Fox.
06:00 Get Smart The Chief meets Smart at a public library to recover a book containing names and addresses of CONTROL agents.
06:25 Get Smart Mr. Big is blackmailing CONTROL. Unless they pay him $100,000,000, he will use the "Inthermo Ray" to destroy the Statue of Liberty.
06:50 Hogan's Heroes Stalag 13 is named one of the top ten prison camps in Germany, but it's just a distraction for Hogan and his men to destroy a secret rocket bomb.
07:15 Hogan's Heroes A visiting general upsets plans to blow up a train.
07:40 Hogan's Heroes Because of all the 'funny business' going on Klink brings in Colonel Crittendon to replace Hogan as officer in charge of POWs. His arrival louses up plans to help a German baroness escape to England.
08:05 American Dad When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
08:26 American Dad When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to making festive teddy bears.
08:47 Futurama When Farnsworth and the gang reach Momon's Lair, an all-out battle ensues over the anti-crystal, but in the end it's love that eventually conquers evil.
09:09 South Park The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownst to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
09:31 Bro Town It's the annual rugby match against the St Sylvester's Old Boys, but when the school 1st XV comes down with food poisoning, the boys have to play against a crack multi-code team featuring Joe Rokocoko, Tana Umaga and Stacey Jones!
09:53 Family Guy After a near death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
10:16 Family Guy Lois takes up the martial art Tae-Jitsu and chases away New York tourists - the Griffin family learns how to love/hate each other better.
10:39 Family Guy When Lois feels her life lacks excitement, she begins to steal in order to bring some of it back. However, she takes her kleptomania a little too far, and ends up in jail.
11:02 Family Guy When her old room brings back old memories, Lois begins to get fed up with the fact that her father never let her take chances. So she decides to relive her old dream of becoming a model.
11:25 Family Guy When Chris has trouble getting adjusted to life as a high school freshman, he runs off and joins the Peace Corps, who sends him far away to and island filled with helpless natives.
11:48 Family Guy Peter and the gang travel to a dangerous area in order to catch more fish, and a giant tsunami destroys their boat. The gang is stranded for months on an island, until a cruise ship eventually spots them.
12:11 Family Guy After a controversial mishap occurs on TV, the FCC decides to step in and take charge by censoring ANYTHING remotely "unappropriate".
12:34 Family Guy When Brian loses the job of his dreams because he never finished college, he decides to go back. Stewie tags along.
12:57 Family Guy When Stewie realizes he has been wasting his time, and losing his main objective to kill Lois, he once again begins to scheme up plots.
13:20 Family Guy A physical confirms what Peter and Lois have been fearing all along: Peter is too fat. Instead of trying to get skinny, Peter creates the NAAFP, an advocacy group for the advancement of fat people.
13:43 Family Guy When Grandpa Griffin comes for a visit, he, as usual, tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. This causes Peter to search for a new religion, his own religion.
14:06 Family Guy After a near-death experience, Brian takes a new lease on life. He finds his niche in singing, and lands a nightly gig with Frank Sinatra Jr..
14:29 Family Guy After accidentally showing Tom Brady his stuff, Peter is offered to join the New England Patriots football team. Peter turns out to be an MVP of sorts.
14:52 Family Guy Peter goes on a game show and wins a maid for a week. When the week is finally to an end Quagmire lay's eye's on this beauty, he immediatly falls in love.
15:15 Family Guy After a pregnancy scare, Lois convinces Peter to get a vasectomy. Just in case they wanted to have more children, Peter goes to a sperm bank to preserve his sperm.
15:38 Family Guy After Brian gets a $400 parking ticket, he realizes that Mayor West is a money scamming corrupt Mayor, and sets out to expose the truth.
16:01 Coming to America (1988) An African prince goes to Queens, NYC, to find a wife whom he can respect for her intelligence and will.
18:00 The Billy T. James Show Quick, Quick the Toheroa's are Coming:Lydia tries to use the Treaty of Waitangi when MAF catches her stealing (Harvesting) Toheroas out of season. Trivia: features an early role for "Once were Warriors" star Temuera Morrision
18:30 Are You Being Served The group health insurance requires the staff to take physicals. Mr. Humphries brings in a ballet teacher who is a friend of his to help prepare the staff for the physicals.
19:00 Are You Being Served Premiere: Mrs. Slocombe's cat goes missing. Through a series of misunderstandings she ends up engaged with Mr. Humphries.
19:35 Are You Being Served Unexpected complications prevent Mrs. Slocombe from moving into her new house. Mr. Grace helps her out by allowing her to stay in the display apartment at the store.
20:10 On the Buses Premiere: After a carelessly discarded cigarette end causes a fire at the depot, it is decided that all the staff must undergo fire fighting training.
20:40 On the Buses Premiere: Olive tries to make Arthur jealous by pretending to seduce another man.
21:07 Robot Chicken From creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, Robot Chicken is stop motion animation with a demented twist.
21:20 Olympico The 'Olympico' team will bring you the most in-depth, up to date, irreverent and irrelevant coverage of the 2012 London Olympics.Legendary sports journalist, Leigh Hart, and his team (Jeremy Wells & Jason Hoyte) travel to London for all the top sports action, fringe action, personalities, and colour of the games.
21:52 Louie Louie recalls his past career failures, and tries to get concert tickets for his daughter.
22:15 Tosh.O Tosh.0 is hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips. This week's web redemption: Board Breaker
22:37 Tosh.O Tosh.0 is hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips. This week's web redemption:Tay Zonday
22:59 South Park After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them.
23:21 South Park Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader.
23:43 Naked Wild On The World's greatest party invites you along as we travel the Globe in search of sizzlin' fun and sun.
00:18 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
00:41 Naked Wild On The World's greatest party invites you along as we travel the Globe in search of sizzlin' fun and sun.
01:04 Wonderful World of Sex Comedy Central has been bad, VERY bad. And may need to be spanked... But until then how about you join us for the Wonderful World of Sex? Wonderful? Yes. Sexy? Yes. But it sure is funny too.
01:30 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
01:53 Get Smart Control hosted a conference for some of the smarted scientists on the planet, but KAOS has other plans which include a retrogressor gun.