Comedy Central - TV Guide - February 14, 2012

Time Show Title Show Description
02:14 Chasers war on Everything The Chaser put Telstra to the Ad Road Test, and Chas has a look inside the Spam Mailbag
02:41 Chasers war on Everything Chas tries to take a taxi - in the boot, and the guys look at re-enactments on What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week.
03:08 Unauthorised History of NZ Presenter Jeremy Wells and his team of experts make sense of the mad muddle that is the North Island, South Island and Stewart Island. This episode: Leisure.
03:32 Unauthorised History of NZ Presenter Jeremy Wells and his team of experts make sense of the mad muddle that is the North Island, South Island and Stewart Island.
03:56 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's Heroes is set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during the Second World War
04:21 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's Heroes is set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during the Second World War
04:46 M*A*S*H Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston.
05:10 Get Smart 99 and CIA agent Quigley run into Siegfried and Starker while on a case in Canada. Meanwhile, Max and the Chief are snowed in at Miami, thanks to a KAOS plot.
05:35 Get Smart 99 moonlights as the secretary of a radio personality to discover a secret KAOS code.
06:00 How I Met Your Mother Ted tries to prove to the gang that he's not a loser after being left at the alter. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted decide to pick a fight with the guys sitting in their favorite booth to impress Robin.
06:21 The Cleveland Show After a nostalgic flashback to the glory days as his high school's baseball all-star, Cleveland visits his Alma Mater to find out there's no longer a team.
06:42 Family Guy The Griffins rub elbows with the elite when Lois' dead aunt wills the family her mansion.
07:05 South Park After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
07:27 South Park When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.
07:49 South Park The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownst to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
08:11 American Dad American Dad! from Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, is the animated story of Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity.
08:32 The Cleveland Show After a nostalgic flashback to the glory days as his high school's baseball all-star, Cleveland visits his Alma Mater to find out there's no longer a team.
08:53 Family Guy The Griffins rub elbows with the elite when Lois' dead aunt wills the family her mansion.
09:16 Smash Cuts A "huge" problem arises when an 8-ton, 25 foot whale dies on a beach - and the solution to dispose of the mammal? Dynamite! Then, caught on tape: a tornado rips through a parking lot and tosses vehicles in the air.
09:36 Smash Cuts We all have bad days, but watch as a skier falls 800 feet down a rocky mountain, a guy is shot through a human cannon and lands on the pavement and a reenactment of the Civil War turns ugly.
09:56 Tosh.O Tosh.0 is hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips. This week's web redemption: The Reporter Who Can't Break A Window.
10:18 South Park Mr. Garrison decides to get a sex change operation, a vaginaplasty which prompts Kyle to want a negroplasty so he can be tall and black enough to play basketball.
10:40 South Park There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.
11:02 South Park Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him.
11:24 American Dad American Dad! from Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, is the animated story of Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity.
11:45 The Cleveland Show After a nostalgic flashback to the glory days as his high school's baseball all-star, Cleveland visits his Alma Mater to find out there's no longer a team.
12:06 Family Guy The Griffins rub elbows with the elite when Lois' dead aunt wills the family her mansion.
12:29 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's Heroes is set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during the Second World War
12:54 M*A*S*H The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent.
13:18 Get Smart Several agents have been murdered by someone with incredible strength. The only clue is an empty banana peel. It is soon deduced that the killer is an ape.
13:43 Are you being Served The staff gets to use a room in the basement of Grace Bros. as a social club. They attempt to redecorate the room themselves with questionable results.
14:13 On the Buses When Stan sees his new clippie Iris all his nervousness goes, and they end up on a date together. He tells Mum that he is working an extra shift so he can take Iris out. What will the family think when he takes her home after the pub?
14:43 South Park Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan.
15:05 South Park Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to 'fix' the problem.
15:27 South Park After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
15:49 Robot Chicken From creators Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, Robot Chicken is stop motion animation with a demented twist.
15:59 Family Guy The Griffins rub elbows with the elite when Lois' dead aunt wills the family her mansion.
16:22 American Dad American Dad! from Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, is the animated story of Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity.
16:47 Get Smart 99 and CIA agent Quigley run into Siegfried and Starker while on a case in Canada. Meanwhile, Max and the Chief are snowed in at Miami, thanks to a KAOS plot.
17:12 Get Smart 99 moonlights as the secretary of a radio personality to discover a secret KAOS code.
17:36 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's Heroes is set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during the Second World War
18:03 Hogan's Heroes Hogan's Heroes is set in a German prisoner of war (POW) camp during the Second World War
18:30 M*A*S*H Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston.
19:00 How I Met Your Mother Ted tries to prove to the gang that he's not a loser after being left at the alter. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted decide to pick a fight with the guys sitting in their favorite booth to impress Robin.
19:30 How I Met Your Mother As Marshall and Lily prepare to host their first Thanksgiving as husband and wife, Barney eyes Marshall's Slap Bet Countdown Clock website with dread. Marshall has a gift for everyone.
20:00 Smash Cuts "Things get wild when a guy gets dragged by a motorcycle going 175 MPH. We then find out things aren't safe when a pick-up truck is caught in a mudslide heading directly towards onlookers."
20:30 Chasers war on Everything The Chaser put Telstra to the Ad Road Test, and Chas has a look inside the Spam Mailbag
21:00 Chasers war on Everything Chas tries to take a taxi - in the boot, and the guys look at re-enactments on What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week.
21:30 Comedy Inc (Sketch) Sketch Comedy series, predominantly featuring send-ups and impersonations, but with the occasional original sketch.
22:00 Comedy Inc (Sketch) Sketch Comedy series, predominantly featuring send-ups and impersonations, but with the occasional original sketch.
22:24 Tosh.O Tosh.0 is hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, who provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips. This week's web redemption: David After Dentist.
22:47 American Dad American Dad! from Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, is the animated story of Stan Smith, who works for the CIA and is constantly on the alert for terrorist activity.
23:08 The Cleveland Show After a nostalgic flashback to the glory days as his high school's baseball all-star, Cleveland visits his Alma Mater to find out there's no longer a team.
23:29 Eurotrash Boasting spectacular sets, cheeky yarns, oddball antics and of course - naked people in places you wouldn't expect to see naked people.
23:52 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
00:21 Wonderful World of Sex Comedy Central has been bad, VERY bad. And may need to be spanked... But until then how about you join us for the Wonderful World of Sex? Wonderful? Yes. Sexy? Yes. But it sure is funny too.
00:47 Eurotrash Boasting spectacular sets, cheeky yarns, oddball antics and of course - naked people in places you wouldn't expect to see naked people.
01:10 Sin Cities One man, five continents, and a multitude of sin! Ashley Hames tours the world looking for sleazy weirdness.
01:33 Wonderful World of Sex Comedy Central has been bad, VERY bad. And may need to be spanked... But until then how about you join us for the Wonderful World of Sex? Wonderful? Yes. Sexy? Yes. But it sure is funny too.
01:59 The Cleveland Show While Ms. Eck, Roberta's new teacher, encourages her to change her appearance to learn an important lesson, Cleveland Jr. befriends the disguised Roberta only to fall in love with her afterwards.