NUMBER 9: Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time and it takes off everywhere. But when someone else takes credit for the joke, the boys are furious.

NUMBER 8: Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week.

NUMBER 7: Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that 'butthole' Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real 'crips' are those who were crippled ...

NUMBER 6: After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them.

NUMBER 5: The boys buy Martial Arts weapons from the county fair, and turn into Ninja warriors (complete with Anime-style animation).

NUMBER 4: In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, 'Heavy Metal', the boys try to help Kenny kick the latest drug craze that has become a hit with schoolchildren across the nation.

NUMBER 3: The new state law in Colorado says it's ok to smoke marijuana if you have a doctor's note.

NUMBER 2: Cartman gets pubic hair. But Cartman doesn't get just any pubes; he buys some from one of the older kids at South Park Elementary, Scott Tenorman.

NUMBER 1: A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft® and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.